Friday, August 11, 2006

Grow up first

At the moment: extremely tired

NOTE: Before you continue, make sure you have grown up already. If you squeal and/or cover your eyes at the sight of sex scenes, then please DO NOT CONTINUE READING THIS POST.


I have been reading this really cool webcomic: Questionable Content. Class A stuff... really, really cool. You should try visiting it! The comic is already on its 600+ page but starting at 100+ wouldn't bore you so go for it! (I finished the whole damn thing in one night!) Oh one other good thing about it is that it's updated EVERY WEEKDAY! Yay! (oh and it doesn't really have "questionable" content.. for all you conservative virgins out there, this webcomic is SAFE. No graphic offending stuff for you ^__^)

One of the characters there Dora, got my admiration and support (go get Marty!) I'm no goth (far from it actually) but I'm as comfortable talking about sex as she is. I don't see what the big deal is all about. Sex is sex. Almost everyone does it but very few talk about it. Not that everyone HAS to talk about it of course... I wouldn't want to hear the latest in everyone's sex life myself but why do people have to be so goddamn defensive about it?

I remember a classmate in high school... she was so blunt, her words sliced me in half (but left me laughing my friggin ass off). She approached me nonchalantly, as if aiming to borrow my notes or something. Her voice was clear, audible to me (and to three seatmates)
Classmate: Hey Nicole..
Me: What?
Classmate: I was told to come to you for advice
Me: About what?
Classmate: How to please a man in bed. You know... how can I make him feel good and stuff. I'm planning to do it with him this weekend.
I almost burst my insides laughing like a crazy idiot. The laughing probably went on for about a few more minutes until I realized she was serious. I wondered who told her to come to me for sexual advice. I was in no way an expert. And also, if this person who gave this "advice" to her assumed that just because I own hentai cds and let everybody else "secretly" borrow it.. (the fucking hypocrites) I am somewhat equivalent to a sex guru then I will strangle that person until he/she couldn't exchange spit with his/her partner for as long as they live.

It's really funny how some batchmates; those I barely even know visit my class and then look for me just so they can borrow animated porn. They borrow because they don't have the guts to buy it themselves. Ok wait... before you get the wrong idea, I'm not some porn-maniac who buys cds in Quiapo because I'm some sick desperate hag in need of a good lay. The cds I own are hand-me-downs from my uncle (who is teh REAL porn maniac) he throws them out and I take them in because it's just an awful waste isn't it? Other people (like my shy but obviously sexually frustrated classmates) can benefit from it.

Anyway, back to my straightforward classmate who needed tips on mating. I just told her some basic common sensical tips that would surely make ANYONE feel good. It's common sense people.. you don't need a sex educator to tell you what feels good and what doesn't.

But of course, being open to sex when you're still in high school stirs up some level of jealousy and hypocricy. I soon saw my name in the infamous cubicle of the girls CR..

*MY NAME* ng ST. DAMIAN, POKPOK, LASPAG, BASTOS, NAKAKADIRI
*MY NAME* of St. Damian is a whore. She's filthy, crass, disgusting

And probably a few hundred more adjectives synonymous to the ones above. Until now I have no idea who wrote those things about me in the girls comfort room. One thing is for sure, she's a friggin SHE (haha). And she's probably just jealous because

a.) her boyfriend probably borrowed a cd from me and now he won't even touch her anymore
b.) she's a friggin dyke.

Another thing is for sure, she's a friggin coward because she never confronted me and to think that she wrote that like, 3 days before our graduation. HAH!

Anyway, highly conservative readers of this blog would probably do the same. But hey, you don't have to read it all the way if you're offended by this kind of stuff. You always have a choice, the final say in what you reel in and what you throw out.

18 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahahaha. Nice.

Am speechless.

9:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YOU GO GIRL!

Sikat din pangalan ko sa CR namin. Someone got pissed off kasi crush ako ng boyfriend niya. Bwahaahahaaahaaaaa...

You read webcomics too? Anong maganda?

10:04 PM  
Blogger sorbetera said...

bea>> is that a good sign or a bad sign? ehehe

donya>> right now I'm reading Questionable Content and Megatokyo. hehe konti lang kasi I'm downloading manga din so I've got lots and lots of stuff to read.. >.< Both a bleassing and a curse haha

12:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

grabe ngayon ko na lang ulit nakita yang term na yan: "laspag"

panalo. pagawa tayo t-shirt yan ang catchphrase. :)

1:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha, it's like woah.

in high school, i was quiet to most people so when the topic "sex" comes up, i suddenly spoke and people started thinking i know a lot about it.

hirit pa nga nung iba:
"yan si *my name* akala mo tahimik pero ang daming alam n'yan sa sex."

omgadz!

11:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I used to read megatokyo as well, pero nainis ako kasi mabagal ang flow ng story... (interested lang kasi ako sa love story ni guy-in-glasses - forgot his name)

if you have a lot of time, you should read wapsisquare.com - ganda ng story.
and butternutsquash.net - ganda ng art, pramis.

(and thanks for introducing me to questionable content. ang cute. ^.^)

1:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

damn judgemental people. all this just proves how much potential people have to become idiots. LOLOLOLOLOL. ^_^

you own hentai cds? dagnabbit, there's another similarity (you know what I'm talking about) for you.

4:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

know what?

you have similarities with.. uhh - a classmate of mine who happened to be link with me.

she loves anime. and that, she is very open with sex. i mean, damn her. i even asked her (without any reason, oh please) if she want to have sex with a guy.

her response?

"AYOS LANG. kaso mas gusto ko ang threesome."

SHIT. it released the hell out of me. but no, she's PERVERT and you're not. :P

so you're name is nicole. ooooh. nice name. anyway, add mo ko sa ym - moses2231 - wala lang. >:) nagtataka kasi ako at di pa kita ka-YM.

kung ang love - everybody talks about but few have seen, ang sex naman - everybody have seen it, but only few talks about it.

ako, at barkada ko - madalas pag-usapan ang sex. nako, baka ma-MTRCB ako dito =))

sex is sex. can't do anything. it's human copulation :) (tama ba?)

yun lang. haba ah. nga pala, akala ko - laspag means parang luma. :)) iba pala meaning non =)) yun lang http://utakgago.blogspot.com

comment ;) (shit ang haba ng comment kO)

10:24 PM  
Blogger sorbetera said...

donya>> no problem! every weekday may bago yan so parating fresh.. bagal nga ng story ng megatokyo no? >.<

vinkz>> hehe yeah nagkaroon na siya ng ibang meaning. Laspag in the rude sense and when pertaining to people means that that girl is "gamit na gamit na" hahaha

"kung ang love - everybody talks about but few have seen, ang sex naman - everybody have seen it, but only few talks about it."

very, VERY true!

11:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

one guy commented I'm a maniac just because I have H-cds. Yun pala gusto manghiram!

napaka-coward naman nun girl. haha.. pity.

kung kayo sa cr na molest ang name nyo sa adjectives. sa akin naman, thru texts. She got pissed off with me because she thinks the guy and I shouldn't go out.
mantakin nyo 2x na ako nagpalit. nasundan pa rin ako. Right now, my new # has been quiet for some months now. -relief-

2:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hmm, i tried reading the comics too! and i enjoyed it, hehe.. #31 na ako, hehe.. im sure i'll continue reading it from time to time.. thanks!

anyway, im not a porn person myself. i dont buy, neither do i borrow. but im not saying that i dont 'enjoy' watching them, hehehe. but it's really funny how some people are so ashamed that they watch porn, hahaha. it just goes to show the level of maturity they've got.

thanks for dropping at my blog! =p
i'm gonna link you up, cos i love your entries, hope you dont mind.. ^-^

3:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

heehee!!

so cute!!^.^

6:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello hello. :) Just saw your blog from Kevin.:P

Grabe naman 'yung girl. Harhar. I haven't watched hentai yet. I wonder what it's like. :P

7:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am SO enjoying Questionable Content right now!! Thank you for suggesting it. (^_^)

2:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why cant people talk about sex without giggling and laughing.

8:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gosh darn it!! This is the 3rd day at work; but not being able to work at all because I'm glued to Questionable Content!

must...finish....comic strip....

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